Just when I thought things couldn't get weirder...

...they did.

Another list of weird wonders:

1. My cellphone
I honestly thought it's screwed up when I still couldn't hear a thing this afternoon. So I took my phone and the warranty card to the retail at Kinta City, where I got the gadget. Guess what? The first person I saw the moment I stepped into the shop is Michael (my classmate in A-Levels), sitting at the counter, looking blur like he does 24/7. And the first thing he said to me was, "Why are your nails black?" Not "hello". Not "when did you come back?". Why are my nails black?!
As if that question alone was not weird enough, I handed him my phone and told him the problem. So he experimented by using my phone to call. After a few seconds, he looked up to me and said, "It's working."
WHAT?! I snatched the phone and listened to it for myself. It's INDEED WORKING!
My phone repaired itself after going haywire for more than 12 hours. Weird huh?
He said if I insist to get it repaired they'll have to send it to the manufacturer in KL. So I decided to ignore it for now. I'll send it for repair when it's entirely spoilt.

2. Harry Potter and the Hairy Penis.
You know things are seriously wrong when Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe landed himself a role in a stage production called "Eqqus", where he has to strip naked in one of the scenes. COMPLETELY NAKED! ON STAGE! "It'll be the most explicit nude scene ever staged......", says Sunday Telegraph.

According to the article in Telegraph, "Equus, which had its premiere at the National Theatre in 1973, is one of the most controversial and acclaimed works in the English language. It charts the relationship between Martin Dysart, a psychiatrist, who will be played by Radcliffe's Harry Potter co-star Richard Griffiths, and Alan Strang, a disturbed teenager who is referred to him after blinding a horse with a metal spike. Over the course of the drama the psychiatrist carries out interviews with the patient and his family to try to find a motive for the crime. At the heart of the story is Strang's obsessive and very physical relationship with a horse called Nugget. In one scene, a naked Strang kneels before the horse as an act of worship. In another, he is clearly sexually aroused by the act of riding the animal."
This, is FREAKING ME OUT. Not only that he's gonna be naked, he's gonna act as if he's sexually aroused by the horsey......
OH MY GOD. OH...MY GOD!!! I'm chatting about this topic with my friend Brigid right now and she's like, "he actually has to get aroused? Means......PHYSICALLY aroused?"
Are you thinking what I'm thinking???
GROSS!!! Eww, eww, eww! SUPER GROSS!!! That's it. End of this topic. I'm SO grossed out.

Oh wait, this is the poster of the play (Dan's torso ps-ed with a horse face):

3. These irresponsible parents might as well murder their babies.
Read this article on Yahoo! News:

Gandalf, Superman and Madonna coming soon to British playgrounds
LONDON (AFP) - Britney, Tiger, Gandalf and Madonna will soon join the more usual Peters and Janes in Britain's playgrounds, while Harry Potter may also drop in, according to a new survey of babies' names.
Other newly-fashionable choices include Snoop, after the US rap star, who may end up hanging out with Reebok and Adidas, said the survey of what parents are choosing to call their offspring.
"It seems that many of us are happy to take hero worship to a whole new level, naming our children after the stars we admire," said Sarah Malone of www.findmypast.com, the website which compiled the survey. "
However, it would appear that the famous British sense of humour is alive and well, with six parents naming their son Gandalf, along with one Harry Potter and two Supermans," she added.
Sport is a big supplier of names, with 1,191 little Tigers emulating the US golf star -- the top male namesake overall -- while there are three David Beckhams, 39 Gazzas, two Reeboks and three children named Adidas.
Bizarrely, there are 26 Arsenals -- a mixture of boys and girls whose parents are presumably big fans of the north London football club.
From the world of music, Australian star Kylie Minogue has inspired the biggest gaggle of little girls, with 7,261. In contrast, Madonna only manages 288 namesakes, easily beaten by 1,611 Britneys.
Among actors Keanu Reaves has given birth to some 1,120 little nominal offspring, while Bob Geldof's daughter Peaches has also produced a reasonable crop of followers, as has Apple, of which there are two.

How irresponsible and selfish to commit such a crime on your own children. Don't you realize your kids are stuck with these silly, bizarre, humiliating names for the rest of their lives? Superman? I tell you, he's gonna get beaten up by bullies in school all the time for having this name.

Oh yeah, I just saw this video on YouTube. A news relating to the Britney & Kevin sex tape.

People are SICKENING weird nowadays.

P/S: Seems like I just keep writting about other people's life instead of my own. But since my life is so pathetically boring recently, it's better that I stick to other people's scandalous lifestyle (at least for now), just so you wouldn't get bored to death.